The Colbert Report

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    The lamestream media jumps down Rush Limbaugh’s throat for calling one woman he never met a “slut” and a “prostitute,” and 12 advertisers pull support from his show.

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    Richard Mourdock’s rape remark upsets voters and possibly God, so Stephen enlightens his fellow conservatives on rape’s approval rating.

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    Donald Trump drops the biggest, classiest, most devastating election game-changer in the human history of time.

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    Tom Hanks would rather help America’s children than promote his latest film, “Cloud Atlas,” in which he plays six different characters.

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    Stephen learns how to give Colbert Super PAC money to himself and thereby hide it forever from all eyes and use it in a way that he wishes.

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    First Lady Michelle Antoinette previews the next season of “Downton Abbey” while the world’s commoners are left to fear what will become of the aristocrats.

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    Brad Paisley is so committed to kick starting a dialogue between blacks and whites that he starts one mid-song with LL Cool J.

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    Carmen Reinhart and Kenneth Rogoff’s 2010 debt study inspires austerity around the world, but grad student Thomas Herndon debunks the results.

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    Openly gay Mayor Johnny Cummings helps Vicco, KY, become the smallest U.S. town to pass an LGBT fairness ordinance.

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    The Washington Post’s Richard Cohen is under fire for claiming that interracial families can trigger a gag reflex in people with “conventional views.”