Vanity Code

Vanity Fair’s animated “How-To” series offers practical solutions for impractical situations, like “How to Behave at a Swingers’ Party,” or “How to Feign Interest in Your Boss’s Children.”

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    Gay-wedding season is upon us, which means it’s time to break out the bow ties.

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    So you want to make friends with celebrities? It’s not that difficult, you just need to move fast.

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    Pesky Generation Y-ers, with their obsessive social-media habits and inflated sense of self-importance, are beginning to infiltrate the workforce. With a few tweaks to your lifestyle, you’ll be emoji-ing and hashtagging with the best of them.

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    Tired of feeling incompetent at dinner parties? Don’t have time to learn about modern dance or the latest season of Orange Is the New Black?

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    Whether it’s Pablo Escobark or Ruffle Crowe, your new precious puppy will be a beast to housebreak.

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    Your boss wants to see results. You need a viral video, and quick. Have any adorable animals nearby? A child saying unexpected things? Viral-video gold.

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    The Commander explains how to comb your inbox for suspicious emails that may be scams.

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    The key to taking the perfect selfie is understanding that it’s not so much how you look, but where you are and who you’re with.

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    It’s Thanksgiving and your refrigerator is full of nothing but three-year-old jam and expired milk. It’s time to go shopping.